Trees Hate You
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Trees Hate You — Official Trailer
About Trees Hate You
Trees Hate You is a rage-comedy trap game where a bright, friendly-looking forest turns every safe path into a punchline. Dodge fake signs, sudden ambushes, and traps staged like jokes. Short retries, readable hazards, and a trollish sense of humor keep players hitting replay even after brutal fails.
Features
Trap-First Level Design
Safe-looking routes, fake guidance, and sudden forest ambushes turn normal movement into the core joke of every run.
Fast Retries
Deaths happen quickly, but so do restarts, keeping the momentum and staying funny instead of dragging.
Readable Chaos
The art is clear enough that you usually understand exactly what trick was played on you, making every fail easier to laugh at.
Rage-Comedy Tone
The whole game is staged like a prank — signs point the wrong way, quiet paths become dangerous, and the reset comes before frustration takes over.
Trees Hate You Screenshots
How to Play Trees Hate You
Start the demo
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Treat every path with suspicion
Do not trust signs, empty space, or convenient shortcuts. The forest is lying to you.
Read the setup before you move
Most traps look fair for a second. Slow down to notice patterns, timing, and the joke the game is preparing.
Retry immediately
A bad death teaches you something. Another run is part of the fun, not a punishment.